After visiting two continents and gathering information from the friends in almost all continents, I can assert that Zealot toilet scholars exist everywhere in the world. I will concentrate towards positive part of supposedly negative thinking. People who destroy there energy in sketching graphical description of their friends, posting mobile number of number-2 type girls and many other innovative useless things can use there intellect for the welfare of mankind. I want to stress on the reach of these bathroom scholars. It's my experience, please do not take it as a satire on those intellectual thinker. In my view, it's most recently discovered place to speak out. Around 8 months back, I have seen first slogan to boycott Beijing Olympics in the toilet of Universite Paris1 Pantheonne-Sorbonne(Tobiac Campus) just below the sketch of a nude girl.
"WE WANT FREE TIBET, BOYCOTT BEIJING OLYMPICS"
Now, Everyone is well aware of the reach of this newly discovered media. The fire which is initiated inside toilet of Paris-1 made French president bold enough to boycott starting ceremony of Olympics as he was a regular user of that toilet. A lot of Shahi clinics running their Business from the toilets. As an Economist, I will appreciate bidding for the right of pasting pamphlets in Indian toilets. It will raise a good amount to maintain ill-conditioned Indian toilets. Public toilets are most widely appreciated media to speak out your feeling, which will attract common people's attention in most effective way because while peeing people suppose to be most relax(Ref. Birbal's Theorem) in this fast paced world. It's my appeal to Indian AIDS awareness society to start their campaign from Public toilet in stead of starting it with Shilpa-Richard smooching sessions. I will emphasize on the selectivity of quality of posters. For example in our ISI toilet we can display posters having some mind-blowing, revolutionary Hypothesis.......I am want to list one of them named Safdar's Hypothesis.
Safdar's Hypothesis: There exist a simple random walk in n-manifolds and stupid B. Rajeev can not understand it.
Now, people will concentrate their mind in sketching possible path and closed formulas for simple random walk in place of designing logo of BAT-BALL tournament. So, what do you think about this mind blowing idea.............
This is one of my unpublished work as an Economist.
6 comments:
Ermmm, lets see... Beijing Olympics, Random Walks, French President, Indian toilets and Shilpa Shetty...
I am sure I don't wanna know why is it an "unpublished" work? :)
Seriously, what motivates u Kammo? :D
Wah Kammo Wah!
This post just looks like an ECG Image of your brain!
Its totally full of shit.
You know, any paper has 4 parts, leaving the References.
1) Introduction of the problem
2) The basis of your inference
3) Results supporting inference
4) COnclision
Where are these parts in your fishing post??
P.S. Fish - as in the word SRK uses in OSO instead of Fcuk!
Deepu,
If I will write everything in the blog then who will pay for my original paper work. Please, try to understand my economically justified step to spread my ideology.
But this is not even like a pre-print.
It just looks like a rough-draft, which can be copied and published even by me, who doesn't even know the basics of Bathroom-economics
Bathroom-economics, eh? Nice! Nice!
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